Elf on the Shelf III: Escape from the Island of Misfit Toys, by NMA!

NMA's The Elf on the Shelf 2013: Blood, guts, and unholy revenge! A year ago today, the Elf on the Shelf terrorized an innocent family, slaughtered Rudolf the Reindeer, and decapitated one of Santa's helpers! This year, he's been banished to the Island of Misfit Toys State Penitentiary. Only the most dangerous toys are exiled to this skull shaped hell hole, where a toy's life consists of a dai ...