Polar Vortex Caused MASSIVE Swelling Of You Know What

"Online pornography portal Pornhub says they saw things heat up during the polar vortex. According to a blog post, while much of the country faced record low temperatures, the porn site saw a surge in visitors. On Jan. 7 and 8, the site saw an overall traffic increase of 5.2 percent during regular business hours compared to the daily average for January across all pages. But Maine and Michigan ...