Public Masturbator to Cops: Wait Until I'm Finished

"A repeat public masturbator was arrested again Wednesday after officers found him back to his old tricks outside a Columbia City pub, police said. About 3:35 p.m. Wednesday police were called about a man masturbating in an alley just south of Rainier Avenue South and South Ferdinand Street, "where officers found the 35-year-old suspect sitting on a staircase with his pants around his ankles, ...