What Does the Fox Say? (parody) - What Does the Panda Say?

Kid go squat Uncle go spit Tai-tai go 'buy that'! Uighur go ka-boom! Monk go Om! Taxi driver go honk And developer go ka-ching! Cop go 'bribe?' Taiwan go 'du li' (call for independence and freedom) And falun gong go "ow ow ow" But theres sound Native to China (And no one knows) What does the panda say? - WHAT DOES THE PANDA SAY? Mao-mao-mao-mao-mao-mao poo! Mao-mao-mao-mao-mao-mao poo! Mao ...