Man "Slips" And Gets His Penis Stuck In Pipe

"A Chinese man was left red-faced after getting his penis stuck in a pipe for TWO DAYS. Lian Tien came up with possibly the world's most bizarre excuse for the embarrassing blunder - he was painting in the nude and slipped. The 61-year-old said his 'private parts' became stuck in a pipe sticking out used to take water from the building's air conditioning unit. But he thought nobody would bel ...