Sharks on a TRAIN! New York subway shark had nude iPhone pics

A dead body was found on a Queens bound N train today. Examining the contents of the dead rider's stomach, authorities say it was clear that he had recently gorged himself in Williamsburg, as indicated by the ironic belt buckles and American Spirits that were found within. Beside the victim's flaccid dorsal fin, police located his cell phone, revealing a sad tale all too familiar to New Yorke ...